'Love, Simon' Actor Keiynan Lonsdale Talks About Preferred Pronouns: 'I Just Want to Go by Tree' (NOT SATIRE)

Billboard ^ | September 26, 2018 | Joshua Bote

[Islander7]

They can address me as Master or His Majesty, either is acceptable.

[Stravinsky]

And don’t you dare question that it’s actually a tree. Hateful bigots get cancelled.

[Beowulf9]

Uh...’we all come from trees’....?

[DoodleBob]

The level of therapy needed here is immense.

[DoodleBob]

You can imagine how I felt compiling the article for broader consumption.

Ya gotta be aware of what the opposition is doing.

[TChad]

“I’m not high by the way, this is just me.”

I believe him. I mean, I believe it.

[DoodleBob]

You may have won Post of the Thread!

[Bloodandgravy]

I think Prince started this stuff.

[Getready]

The biz is tough. Anything for attention.
We need 75 million + people to shut this stuff off. Stop watching the commercial media. It is poison to your mind. Kick the habit. ....i understand people get a squirt of dopamine to their brains’ pleasure center when watching or even anticipating some visual cues from these productions. The publicity folks know that and keep up the nonsense....completely cut it out of your life.
I guarantee your mind will rest and you will be mentally cogent. I guarantee it, based on my and others experiences.
Did not replace my tv’s when they got outmoded. Read like crazy...everyone I know who still watches the media talks about what they heard or saw on tv as if it is real, true, and pertinent...brainwashed sybarites.
Try it.
Save time and money to boot.
Sorry about the long rant....but go cold turkey on this bull.

[Bob434]

Never- Satan made it unacceptable to treat mental illness- and instead made it mandatory to celebrate and aDORE IT

[Beowulf9]

“Keiynan Lonsdale at Nickelodeon’s 2017 Kids’ Choice Awards at USC Galen Center on March 11, 2017 in Los Angeles”.

Worked for Nick, bet he was molested.

[Libloather]

I’m widely known as Mr. Roundtree so I see her point.

[Yo-Yo]

[GreenLanternCorps]

Paging Barbara Walters...

[Chickensoup]

A bundle of sticks. A fascist?

[21twelve]

Come from trees?

I’d call him mud.

[jamaksin]

Trees ... Umm.

Perhaps better remembered as:

Trees

“I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth’s sweet flowing breast;

...

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.”

Joyce Kilmer (Sergeant, AEF)

(165th Infantry, 69th New York, AEF.
Born 6 December 1886; killed in action
near Ourcy (France) 30 July 1918.)

[sharkhawk]

I require people to call me lord god and master sharkhawk

[EvilCapitalist]

See post 8.

[systemjim]

I can’t think of even one reason why I should care about anything an entertainer or professional athlete has to say.