DIARY OF A DEMOCRAT UNDER SIEGE
Day 39 - The caviar was that cheap American stuff today. Barely palatable. And nothing but California champagne to wash it down with! It is to cry. Nancy promised to share her $15 a pint ice cream with us, but all we received was some Ben And Jerry’s Capitol Crunch.
The evil insurrectionists still have us surrounded. They may be hundreds of miles away, but we still find them frightening. We see them there, on tv, working and doing their everyday chores. It makes Jerry Nadler throw up to see such horrible things!
We voted AOC to command the first line of defense. She will talk them to death.
Nancy, brave Nancy, is our champion in this ordeal. Yesterday, she showed us photos of the $40,000 freezers in one of her mansions. She told us that someday we could all have freezers like that. If we steal enough hard-earned taxpayer money.
Viv le Nancy! Viv le ice cream! Viv le Jerry Nadler vomit!
LOL!
Democrats under seige could be the basis for a great daily thread.