Many years back, I remarked to a hypochondriac friend “If a mosquito bit someone with AIDS would it then become an Aidsqueeto?”
Made him nervous, there were a few days nearby... Har!
Homos, not days. Kill the censor!
We used to joke about these super-aggressive, tiny mosquitoes that seemed to have blown in from the Caribbean in a hurricane. “I hope I’llry haven’t been around any gay Haitian junkies.”