[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Where's Cujo, Christine, or Jack Torrance when you need them?

I'll give King this though: Anyone who survives a car accident like nothing happens deserves a gold medal.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I think he was actually RUN OVER by a car while ambling along a rural highway in Maine - not in a car accident.

Either way, he needs to STFU and ENTERTAIN ME, though he hasn’t written anything worth reading since maybe, ‘The Stand.’ ;)