Feds seize $2.82 million worth of frosted cocaine corn flakes

The Hill ^ | 02/19/21 | Jordan Williams

[McGruff]

Federal agents seized $2.82 million worth of cocaine-coated corn flakes, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) said in a news release on Friday.

CBP officers in Cincinnati intercepted a large shipment of cereal that was headed to a private residence in Hong Kong from South America.

Officers opened the box and saw cereal with white powder, with flakes coated in a “grayish substance.” They tested the flakes and the substance, and found that they contained cocaine.

The shipment had 44 pounds of cocaine-coated corn flakes.

[McGruff]

Where's Hunter?

[Vaquero]

They’re GRRREEEAAT!!!

[McGruff]

Does the big guy get 10 percent?

[NormsRevenge]

GgggurrrREAT!!

[Alas Babylon!]

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

“They’re GRRREAT !!!”

[griswold3]

He in on this for sure! /

[Secret Agent Man]

Now that would keep you going all day.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Part of this complete breakfast...

[Jeff Chandler]

Breakfast of Champions.

[captmar-vell]

. .corn pop was bad dude

[rktman]

No wonder the kids were a little wired this morning....

[John Milner]

Tried to throw the feds off. They were looking for Corn Pops.

[madison10]

Looks like a Bee article.

[nevergore]

Corn Flakes and a glass of wine....the perfect breakfast!

[NohSpinZone]

Talk about your all-American sugar high!

[Jane Long]

Cocaine shipment from South America to Hong Kong.....intercepted in Cincinnati.

🤔

[EEGator]

A stimulant and a depressant keeps one level headed...

[Does so]

When Marijuana isn’t enough...

[frank ballenger]

Looks like a Bee article.

That has to be said often lately.

Graduates of Detroit high schools test at 8th grade reading levels (last year). Two young women pose as grannies to get Covid shots in Florida (yesterday's FR). Corn Flakes laced with cocaine. (now).

Just normal news now. Babylon Bee will close down soon----nothing more we can exaggerate here.