[Darksheare]

I threatened him with my coffee.
“I’ll give you my coffee if you don’t put me on your pinglist.”
Usually it’s “I will report you to admin mod if you don’t add me!”

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That is good.

I will give you Darksheare's coffee if you don't put me on the ping list.

(I am CERTAINLY not going to give you mine. Coffee, my precious coffee. Mmmmm coffee. So yummy.)

[null and void]

“To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don’t add you to the list...”

Darksheare is, as always, a special case.

And I have his coffee recipe...