Anal swabbing
Pete Buttgig just tested negative for Covid. He took three tests just to make sure. And that was yesterday. Four swabbing’s today. Still negative.
He plans on 5 anal swabs tomorrow. He wants to be very sure.
I agree, Petey will have one @n@l swab test per day! When the home test kits become available, Peter and Chasten can swab test each other every day.
One can’t be too careful, you know. Dr. Faux Chee would definitely approve.