[dynachrome]

Step right up! Mare Pete is first in line.

[Sequoyah101]

Will this be available as a drive through service?

Do they use a flash light?

Are the swabs reuseable?

Brings new meaning to the phrase: “Spread em.”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Puts new meaning in the old truck mud flaps!

[Organic Panic]

I’d be happy to present a heaping helping of fecal matter to that little troll Fauci.

[Jeff Chandler]

I hear they’re hiring.

[philman_36]

Covid just officially became a real pain in the a$$.

[alexander_busek]

Anal swabs have been in use since last year, including in the major port city of Shanghai, but the method is so far reserved for individuals in potential COVID-19 hotspots, according to an infectious disease expert quoted by China's state broadcaster CCTV on Saturday.

So, what they're saying is that only about 100 million people will have to routinely drop their pants and bend over before entering a shop...

Regards,

[_longranger81]

Where’s Cuomo’s giant Q-tip?

[who knows what evil?]

‘Bend over, doc...now it’s YOUR turn!’

[heavy metal]

someone came to the realization that a good portion of our population has their heads up their rear ends so they adjusted the testing procedures accordingly...

[Candor7]

Stealer Joe Biden:

Mandatory Rectal swab tests in 5...4....3....2...

[Albion Wilde]

Maximum humiliation. Line forms on the left.