[Governor Dinwiddie]

True all. But you forgot "looks like a landed catfish."

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

True. I originally was going to call her ugly but I corrected myself. You are born with your looks and can’t really do much about them. Instead, I noted her personality traits that ARE correctable. THEY are so much more ugly than her physical looks. Besides, I admit that I am certainly no Cary Grant!

[GOYAKLA]

Giant Moray eel?