Just dayamn... that guy Kurt can write.
"There’s this funny outtake of The Office where they elaborately prank Dwight to think he is in the Matrix, and they offer him the blue pill that sends him back into the false reality or the red pill that opens his eyes.
He asks for the blue pill. And that’s what so many of the losers who are our fellow citizens want, desperately. They yearn for a blue pill to make the reality go away.
I don't know what the "Office" is and I've never seen "The Matrix", and I have no desire to.