Posted on 12/31/2020 9:54:53 AM PST by BuckeyeGW
Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul brought to light a $6.9 million provision for a “smart toilet” that was part of his annual federal government waste report that tabulated $54.7 billion in government waste in the past year.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
The Congress wasted about FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS in less than a year with the Kung Flu BS.
Now a Presidential Election has bee stolen in broad daylight.
Rand is wasting his time talking about pocket change.
I’ve had one of those for years...
It’s top secret so I have it set up in the corner of my shop out of sight of the bureaucrats and politicians.
It’s a 1978 Kilgore.
You push the little lever on the left side, and it’s “smart” enough to take down even a full-size, all-American male turd....every single time. Pretty cool.
I guess we knew we'd get the Toilet Safety Administration eventually:
I like Rand Paul, but I had the same feeling
The country suffered an attempted coup from the CIA/FBI, and when that didn’t work, a 3rd world style fraudulent election was conducted.
I’d say we have bigger problems than mere government waste.
You got it brother, you let ‘em know who #2 works for.
$6.9 Million here, $6.9 Million there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money.
HaHa, I wish he had done one more of those movies, i loved them.
"Congress is not empowered to tax for those purposes which are within the exclusive province of the States." —Justice John Marshall, Gibbons v. Ogden, 1824.
Kind of like the Married with Children episode when Al was going to buy his “Fergie” toilet. BA_WOOSH!!..
A Ferguson says, ‘I’m a toilet. Sit down and give me your best shot’.”
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‘Loved’ the shot where the fountain dipped when ‘Fergie’ was flushed...
Yours has three cameras to take photos of the users rear?
“Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm, and the data are securely stored and analysed in an encrypted cloud server,” the abstract noted.
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So if you park on the throne not designated for you, do you get a shock?
Sounds like a prelude to SEGREGATED TOILETS and water fountains again????
Like the man said...the most intriguing invention was the thermos...
It keeps hot hot and cold cold....
HOW DO IT KNOW??
Probably my all-time favorite MWC episode.
Maybe a role for it in voter ID.
“the notion of an anal print was first thought of by artist Salvador Dali, who found that “the anus has 35 or 37 creases, which are as unique as fingerprints.””
Learn something new every day.
“Each user of the toilet is identified through their fingerprint and the distinctive features of their anoderm”
Gotta feel sorry for that camera in the toilet looking up.
Rand’s list of wasteful spending is almost as much fun as the Darwin list......
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