[Texas Eagle]

They've been doing that for years. They're called chemtrails. The gullible among us have been punk'd into calling them contrails. There's just one small problem: contrails dissipate, they don't spread out and cover the sky.

Admittedly, chemtrails is a misnomer. That stuff isn't chemicals, it's atomized aluminum and it's designed to reflect the sunrays back into space. That's why you see those weird sunbows.

Bill Gates is chomping at the bit to let the cat out of the bag but it will probably take a little more time. You'd think the guy would be happy with the bazillions of dollars he already has but obviously he's got his sights set on being a gazillion, not just some slummy bazillionaire.

[algore]

One of the worlds foremost rocket scientists told me that if global warming turned into a huge deal we could just change the orbit of the Earth.

He said we could easily do it with current technology.

[dayglored]

> There's just one small problem: contrails dissipate, they don't spread out and cover the sky.

Contrail dissipation depends entirely on the air near the contrail. Sometimes they dissipate almost immediately, other times they linger for minutes or even an hour or more. And sometimes they spread out, though I will agree that I've never seen a single contrail "cover the sky". I have seen a sky criss-crossed by dozens of contrails that persisted for over an hour. There was a terrific sunset display that evening also, and I'm sure that's related.

And while condensed water vapor is a chemical (with formula H₂O), it's not what people call a "chemtrail" per se.

> Admittedly, chemtrails is a misnomer. That stuff isn't chemicals, it's atomized aluminum...

Not to give you a hard time, but aluminum is a chemical. In fact it's an elemental chemical. And "atomized", it's still a chemical, just human-processed.

Not all "chemicals" have long, complicated names or formulas.

So in sum, if these crazed, SOB maniacs start spreading particles in the upper atmosphere, they most definitely WILL be chemtrails.

[Wonder Warthog]

"There's just one small problem: contrails dissipate, they don't spread out and cover the sky."

No, they don't "dissipate". They disperse to the point where they are not visible to the eye...but the particles are there until they either react with something, or settle out. That is just chemistry.

[LateBoomer]

Whoa there. You’re fixin’ to be hit with a slew of naysayers who insist that there is no such thing as chemtrails.

Not me. I’ve watched one being done from start to finish.

[CarolinaPeach]

Atomized aluminum? Is that why so many are developing Alzheimer’s?

Hmm.

Peach