while we’re at it, why don’t we drill to center of earth and dump in all the icebergs that are floating out at sea to cool the mantle of the earth so that global warming will abate? Then we can tackle painting all the seashores, national parks, parking lots, shopping districts, mini malls, sport’s stadiums, etc with reflective paints, And then install giant air conditioners to cool off the desserts, and melt all the mountaintop glaciers and snow caps to cool off the valleys below- and then...
I’m on it.
Let me finish my Italian Hero first.
And don’t forget a plan to eliminate all palmetto bugs. I hate them. Maybe eliminate all ants too.