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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

Surely, you jest. Santa is a jolly, old elf imbued with otherworldly energy. He is, by nature, and through the mercy of his Maker, immune to all human disease. He does have a bit of gout in his big toe, but not enough to sway his determination to keep scrambling up and down chimneys and over the sills of windows with his heavy sack of toys and gifts for good “little children” of all ages. Merry Christmas, FRiends!


16 posted on 12/24/2020 7:30:12 AM PST by floralamiss
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To: floralamiss
Surely, you jest.

Don't call me Shirley.

19 posted on 12/24/2020 7:54:44 AM PST by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, you know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: floralamiss

He does have to watch out for evil demonrats, as do we!

Merry Christmas to you and yours!


23 posted on 12/24/2020 9:39:20 AM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see... )
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To: floralamiss

That’s great that Santa’s immune! (Especially with his comorbidity factors.)

I figured he talked with Fauci, padded the DHHS’s pocketbook a bit and got the green light.


27 posted on 12/24/2020 11:54:36 AM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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