Apocalypse Soon — Brush Up on Your Mandarin for the Biden Years

PJ Media ^ | 12/14/2020 | Stephen Kruiser

[SeekAndFind]

The sobering reality of Joseph “The Masked Groper” Biden being sworn in as president of the United States next month is finally starting to hit me. I’ve mostly been approaching the possibility like it’s a bad SNL skit that I’m being forced to watch with those A Clockwork Orange thingies propping my eyelids open. It was all a bit surreal but it’s just a bad dream, right?

Apparently, this nonsense is actually going to happen now and, honestly, I don’t think even I can drink my way through this. Sure, I’ll give it a try, but I have some things I need to accomplish next year and I can’t get any of them done if I am meandering through a Biden-avoidance alcoholic haze every day.

A central component to my denial has involved my assessment about who the power behind the throne will be. At the beginning of the month, I wrote about the looming tug-of-war between DOCTOR OR SOMETHING Jill Biden and Miss Congeniality Kamala Harris for control of the empty space in Drooling Joe’s head. That’s a battle that is definitely still on and might even be worth pay-per-view.

They’re only bit players in the Joe Biden’s puppeteer sweepstakes. As my friend and colleague Stephen Green is fond of saying, Joe Biden is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Chinese Communist Party.

There’s the real problem that I’ve been trying to keep buried in the back of my mind.

Of course, I’m not doing as good of a job burying reality as the mainstream media is.

Hunter Biden was the October Surprise that wasn’t—a report so explosive, so potentially damaging, so dangerous for national security that it should have destroyed Joe Biden’s bid for the White House.

[McGruff]

We do like their oranges though.

[Wallace T.]

All the focus on George Soros was a distraction. Although he is a player on the side of the bad guys, our eyes were on Soros while the CCP was running the board while basically under the radar. The unlimited money available to Democratic candidates, even long shots like M.J. Hegar in Texas, who lost to Senator Cornyn by 10 points, is indicative of some sources beyond the usual suspects like Bloomberg. Perhaps liberal money sources were laundering CCP funds.

[Ymani Cricket]

The only ones conceding are the cowards and gutless.

[Godzilla]

You speak Mandarin - I speak 5.56 Problem solved

[dfwgator]

The world today seems absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why...

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they’re always friendly and they’re ready to to please

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today
You’d better learn to like them, that’s what I say

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they’re cute, and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please

I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they’ve done to impress
There’s maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze

I like Chinese thought
The wisdom that Confucius taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt

So, I like chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to you knees
Yet they’re wise, and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please

All together now:
我爱中国人
我爱中国人
我爱中国人
你好吗, 你好吗, 你好吗, 再见

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

-Monty Python

[NeoCaveman]

does that mean what I think it means?

Second word is you

[I want the USA back]

The chicoms illegally helped one finger joe get elected, and will be arriving at the front door of the White House to pick up their reward.

They will be able to dictate US policy and gropey geezer will have to obey.

[Buttons12]

You can study Mandarin or practice breaking windows. It’s not about listening comprehension, and it’s not about glass.
Accommodation or resistance.

[Leep]

It will be reported..by fake News...as a historic moment...where we all came together.

[TalBlack]

“The elites have demonstrated they can absolutely make that happen.”

At this point I wish they would...

[RitchieAprile]

Shen yun is not from the PRC.

https://www.shenyunperformingarts.org/spirituality/challenges-we-face

[Bonemaker]

我認同 😎

[kearnyirish2]

You want them to jail Trump? I don’t understand.

[tbw2]

Let The Joker Go Wild
https://accordingtohoyt.com/2020/11/06/let-the-joker-go-wild/

[tbw2]

Sesame Credit, USA
https://libertyislandmag.com/2019/02/12/new-sci-fi-fiction-sesame-credit-usa/

[kearnyirish2]

I hike and camp, and recently picked up a Coleman mess kit in a bundle of items. It is unused in the original box (it is styled like the genuine old Boy Scout mess kits), yet is weighs noticeably less - it is made in Red China, and is absolute junk. Online reviews describe the metal melting over flame (it is supposed to be used for cooking), and in the past I’ve just kept the cup and plate while tossing the rest. To adjust to the “new normal” and our declining standard of living as formerly respected companies outsource their manufacturing, we’ll have to start using new phrases; for example, this item was “Red China Coleman” instead of “American Coleman”. You can apply this to many items (PC parts, silverware - anything) because the same dynamic is at work...

[PIF]

Shsh - Yes
Haw - OK

All you need to know.

[srmanuel]

How do you say Smith & Wesson and Ruger in Mandarin ??

[Fiji Hill]

This could actually happen: Units of Red China’s People’s Liberation Army board jumbo jets and then fly into cities throughout the US. President Biden, as Commander-in-Chief then orders the US armed forces to stand down as the Red Chinese occupy America without a shot being fired.

[New Perspective]