Apocalypse Soon — Brush Up on Your Mandarin for the Biden Years

PJ Media ^ | 12/14/2020 | Stephen Kruiser

[McGruff]

We do like their oranges though.

[Wallace T.]

All the focus on George Soros was a distraction. Although he is a player on the side of the bad guys, our eyes were on Soros while the CCP was running the board while basically under the radar. The unlimited money available to Democratic candidates, even long shots like M.J. Hegar in Texas, who lost to Senator Cornyn by 10 points, is indicative of some sources beyond the usual suspects like Bloomberg. Perhaps liberal money sources were laundering CCP funds.

[Ymani Cricket]

The only ones conceding are the cowards and gutless.

[Godzilla]

You speak Mandarin - I speak 5.56 Problem solved

[dfwgator]

The world today seems absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why...

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they’re always friendly and they’re ready to to please

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today
You’d better learn to like them, that’s what I say

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they’re cute, and they’re cuddly, and they’re ready to please

I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things they’ve done to impress
There’s maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze

I like Chinese thought
The wisdom that Confucius taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The chinese will survive us all without any doubt

So, I like chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to you knees
Yet they’re wise, and they’re witty, and they’re ready to please

All together now:
我爱中国人
我爱中国人
我爱中国人
你好吗, 你好吗, 你好吗, 再见

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees

I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

-Monty Python

[NeoCaveman]

does that mean what I think it means?

Second word is you

[I want the USA back]

The chicoms illegally helped one finger joe get elected, and will be arriving at the front door of the White House to pick up their reward.

They will be able to dictate US policy and gropey geezer will have to obey.

[Buttons12]

You can study Mandarin or practice breaking windows. It’s not about listening comprehension, and it’s not about glass.
Accommodation or resistance.

[Leep]

It will be reported..by fake News...as a historic moment...where we all came together.

[TalBlack]

“The elites have demonstrated they can absolutely make that happen.”

At this point I wish they would...

[RitchieAprile]

Shen yun is not from the PRC.

https://www.shenyunperformingarts.org/spirituality/challenges-we-face

[Bonemaker]

我認同 😎

[kearnyirish2]

You want them to jail Trump? I don’t understand.

[tbw2]

Let The Joker Go Wild
https://accordingtohoyt.com/2020/11/06/let-the-joker-go-wild/

[tbw2]

Sesame Credit, USA
https://libertyislandmag.com/2019/02/12/new-sci-fi-fiction-sesame-credit-usa/

[kearnyirish2]

I hike and camp, and recently picked up a Coleman mess kit in a bundle of items. It is unused in the original box (it is styled like the genuine old Boy Scout mess kits), yet is weighs noticeably less - it is made in Red China, and is absolute junk. Online reviews describe the metal melting over flame (it is supposed to be used for cooking), and in the past I’ve just kept the cup and plate while tossing the rest. To adjust to the “new normal” and our declining standard of living as formerly respected companies outsource their manufacturing, we’ll have to start using new phrases; for example, this item was “Red China Coleman” instead of “American Coleman”. You can apply this to many items (PC parts, silverware - anything) because the same dynamic is at work...

[PIF]

Shsh - Yes
Haw - OK

All you need to know.

[srmanuel]

How do you say Smith & Wesson and Ruger in Mandarin ??

[Fiji Hill]

This could actually happen: Units of Red China’s People’s Liberation Army board jumbo jets and then fly into cities throughout the US. President Biden, as Commander-in-Chief then orders the US armed forces to stand down as the Red Chinese occupy America without a shot being fired.

[New Perspective]