I think he should do it.
Screw ‘em.
Everyone will freak out.
pardon his entire family, Snowden, Assange, and a host of others.
and btw, he can do it in secret. I would rather he do it in public...except for the family members.
Including the 75-80 million of us who voted for him. Surely we're guilty of SOME crime or other, in their tiny little minds. :-)