WHO: Have Christmas Picnic in Park Instead of Family Dinner to Stop Corona Spread

Breitbart ^ | 11/20/2020 | Victoria Friedman

[ChicagoConservative27]

Why don't you have thanksgiving on a raft in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Where do they come up with this s&*(?

[who_would_fardels_bear]

A lightbulb is going to go off in a lot of peoples' heads that this is the year they are going to smoke or deep fry a turkey so they can cook and eat outdoors.

How many accidents and injuries will result?

[Aria]

We can’t. Our parks are full of tents, needles, old cars and filth with filthy people. Besides it rains here.

[Irenic]

Many states have their parks shut down.

Also, surely Antifa and BLM would come chit in the middle of your family picnic, beat grandma with a skateboard.

[Seruzawa]

[RatRipper]

Who asked WHO???? Not me.

Who is on first anyway.

[mom.mom]

Like Chicago? Northern Minnesota? How about Iowa?

[Billthedrill]

Ours would have to involve an igloo.

[ConjunctionJunction]

Are you in western Washington? Sure sounds like it!

Hey, let’s meet up and have a picnic in a park in chilly weather when it’s pouring down rain (/sarc). Also can’t use any of the park pavilions, because those are all taped off.

[Karliner]

yeah 30 below zero with winds in the park. Are they daft?

[PIF]

WHO: Have Christmas Picnic in Park With in a Freezing Blizzard Instead of Family Dinner to Stop Corona Spread. Cold Food is Good for You! The Virus Hates the Cold!

Or you could have it in the middle of the Pacific or Indian Oceans were it is much warmer!

Then for a change, you could have Christmas in the Arctic or Antarctic!

[PIF]

Who is on first anyway.
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What is in the park?

[P-Marlowe]

We are being ruled by morons.

[Rebelbase]

[metmom]

In December.

What idiots.

Besides, most of the parks are closed.

How about this.

MYOB and we’ll celebrate Christmas when and how WE choose and decide what risks we are going to take ourselves.

[cyclotic]

I deep fried three turkeys last saturday and a friend smoked one, plus we did three trash can turkeys. This was for a 120 person gathering we had.

As long as the turkey is thawed and you have the right amount of oil and don’t cook on a wood deck under the wood awning, you’re just fine.

[lee martell]

How about selling a Bounce House big enough for a full sized American man, plus others. **Be sure to anchor the house down with ropes and what now. Use your Navy knots.

[Aria]

Seattle and Portland.

I think Portland is worse than Seattle - they’ve destroyed so much and the mayor does NOTHING.

[RatRipper]

I Don’t Know . . . on 3rd????

[fishtank]

Russians know how to picnic in the snow...