Insanity Wrap #92: Stacy Abrams Is the Governor of Georgia and You're Not

PJ Media ^ | 20 Nov 2020 | Stephen Green

[Rummyfan]

Insanity Wrap needs to know: When is it OK to celebrate the ranting delusions of someone still contesting an election they lost fair and square?

Answer: When she has a (D) after her name.

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Stacey Abrams On Finishing the Job In Georgia

Insanity Wrap was done caring about Stacey Abrams before we even began.

Nevertheless, we’re going to inflict upon you, gentle reader, a small selection of sweetened tripe from Rebecca Traister of New York Magazine:

In the math-addled hours after polls closed on Election Day, as the New York Times needle tipped delicately toward blue in Georgia, the nation’s attention followed, homing in on one of its most transformative political figures: Stacey Abrams.

She is extraordinary, partly because she has one of the most detailed-oriented, forward-looking, compulsively organized brains in politics. Abrams—who served as minority leader in Georgia’s state legislature for seven years before running for governor in 2018, losing narrowly to Georgia’s then–Secretary of State Brian Kemp, in one of the most flagrantly voter-suppressed elections in recent memory—has been working to turn her state from red to blue for more than a decade. Now that her promise has (this time at least) been made manifest, many in the Democratic Party are looking toward Abrams as a kind of silver bullet: a figure who can be installed—in the Cabinet or as head of the DNC—to perform her magic across the nation.

Those are just the first two paragraphs of an overly-long and disgustingly syrupy tribute to “Governor” Abrams, who might be the most damaged (and damage-causing) political figure to stomp across the American stage since Hillary Clinton.

[boycott]

She’s big enough to have her own state.

[RummyChick]

One of the good things out of this election is that Stacy Abrams will go to her grave knowing she was “this close” to being President.

Good thing Biden didn’t pick her. She would have been worse than Harris

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

Stacy Abrams : The gift that keeps on taking a new persona !!

[Rummyfan]

Now that her promise has (this time at least) been made manifest, many in the Democratic Party are looking toward Abrams as a kind of silver bullet: a figure who can be installed—in the Cabinet or as head of the DNC—to perform her magic across the nation.

God help us. God help us.

[bigbob]

I really wish someone would drop a house on her.

[EinNYC]

She could be the answer to green energy: stick a wick in her, light it up. It would burn forever on that much fuel.

[Slyfox]

[Lurkinanloomin]

She may as well be the Gov.
Kemp is in on the Big Steal and so is the GOP SOS.

[mastertex]

What a worthless house keeper she maid.

[demkicker]

Took the words right out of my mouth!!! The SOS and Brian Kemp are dirty and corrupt up to their eyeballs.

I can’t believe Kemp won’t lift a finger to call a legislative session to set election laws going forward to make sure the rats won’t steal the upcoming senate runoffs.

I’m thoroughly disgusted and pray Lin Wood wins his lawsuit and continues to let everyone know how corrupt they are.

[hsmomx3]

I’ve been thinking. If Trump ends up having to leave in January, I think he will tell all just before he leaves office. He is not going to take this lightly.

[butlerweave]

Georgia would regret having Stacy as Governor in a few days

[lakecumberlandvet]

Stacy Abrams is just a big, fat Angus cow. Apologies to big, fat Angus cows everywhere.

[metmom]

I am acquainted with someone who knows her personally and this person says she’s really quite brilliant, but comes across as a dithering idiot in front of a mic.

The second part, there’s no disputing.

The first part, well, I’ll just have to trust the judgment of the person who knows her although that is very difficult in her case.

[sarge83]

She ordered Kemp and that idiot secretary of state around like she was governor Huey Long. So much for mocking her being imaginary...

[boycott]

I really wish someone would drop a house on her.

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I think Michael Bloomberg did. He donated $5 million to her PAC. Stacey runs it and she pays herself whatever she wants. She is now able to pay off the $100 of thousands of dollars her deadbeat ass didn’t pay her credit cards or the IRS.