[Beagle8U]

“Grandparents should give the kid a Marlin model 60 for Christmas.”

Giving the kids 22 cal would be good, but the next best thing to give someone elses kid is a drum. Heck, give both kids a drum.

A tuba is a good 3rd choice.

[Dr. Sivana]

Heck, give both kids a drum.

A tuba is a good 3rd choice.

A friend of mine with a large family were flummoxed when the in-laws gave the kids a karaoke machine for Christmas. That was purgatory.

Worst I had was when visiting a long-time family friend, the parents gave gifts for our youngsters, including kazoos ... right before a 1,000 mile trip from Connecticut to Illinois.

[oldasrocks]

.410 shotgun is a better choice than a .22.