Posted on 11/03/2020 12:12:31 AM PST by Helicondelta
Some pollsters use the telephone, some use email, some use text messages, and, yes, some even use cookies.
A Pennsylvania bakery currently reports that Trump-themed cookies are outselling Biden-themed cookies at a 6 to 1 rate.
Does any of that matter? Apparently so. According to Lochel, the cookie poll, , has accurately predicted the outcome of the last three elections.
We plan on tallying them up tomorrow night, to do our final tally, she said. But right now, Donald Trump is still in the lead
weve sold about 28,000 [Trump] cookies to 5,000 [of Bidens]. By the end of todays sales, knowing the orders we have, [Trump cookie sales] should probably approach 29,000.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailywire.com ...
Ah yes, the ol cookie index
Well there you have it Freepers . . . the fat lady has truly sung in Pennsylvania!
“Look to the cookie!”
—Seinfeld
Hey!...Don't laugh...its a better record then any of the highly paid pollsters have had!
Great, idea all patriots should immediately freep this poll and send in orders for lots of red cookies.
Very important to maintain confidence!!!
Because folks don’t want Crack as the “super secret ingredient” in their cookies.
Went there yesterday afternoon for a couple of Trump cookies but they were all sold out. Bought some Florentine & Madeleine cookies instead, they were excellent!
Oakmont Bakery (in the Pittsburgh suburb of Oakmont) had a similar poll. Trump cookies were over 13k to Biden’s 2k. Their Facebook page was attacked and the bakery was subjected to all kinds of hate from the left. They were forced to take down all their posts Bout the cookie poll due to.threats against their business. Cancel culture strikes again.
Here in MN we have a bakery that has been accurately predicting the presidential winner since 1988. The last I heard Trump is outselling Biden by the thousands.
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