It has just been announces by KACA News7 in Sacramento the the second laptop will implicate Trump in the Lincoln assassination and the Sacco and Vanzetti murders. Authorities are convinced this will lead th further unrest and peaceful protests in Pasadena, Palmdale, Riverside, Redlands, Hesperia, Barstow, Victorville, Antelope Valley, and further reaches of the great inland empire. Further news at 9:00.
KACA News7 is reporting that additional Hunter Biden laptops have be seized by the CIA, DEA, FBI, MTA, GRU, IRS, NBC, CNN, TVA, AMTRAK, NSA, NASA, MI5, MI6...MI27, BSA, US1, RTE66, ESSO, POP WARNER, and, wait for it - Pee Wee Herman.
Our news analysts aren’t quite sure what to make of this yet, but, the general consensus is that Hunter is surely innocent of everything under the sun.
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