And it doesn’t hurt that the crypto-Lesbian M.J. Hegar running against John Cornyn is running the most irritating adverts you can imagine.
There are not many things less attractive than a fat, middle-aged woman on a Harley.
A hog on a hog?
A biker says “where did u get the hog?” She says “at the Harley shop.” The biker says “I was talking to the bike!”