Posted on 10/30/2020 5:27:12 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
Boris Johnson is expected to announce a national lockdown next week after his scientific advisers told him it was the only way to save Christmas.
Scientists from the Sage committee yesterday presented No 10 with bleak figures showing that Covid is spreading 'significantly' faster than even their original 'worst-case scenario' prediction.
Last night a Cabinet source told the Mail that the dramatic move will be announced next week. It was not clear exactly what form the new lockdown would take, or what would be ordered to close or how long it would last.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
And they’re still listening to the ‘experts’...
Get a rope
A new excuse will be found to spoil Christmas.
I thought Rudolf saved Christmas?
Boris Johnson isn’t the same since COVID-19 almost killed him.
Remember “we had to destroy the village to save it”?
Declare the “scientists” heretics, put them in stocks so citizens can stone them, and call it good!
I haven’t since I was a child, a little kid.
What an idiot! There won’t be a Christmas with no economy!
I expect my idiot Hoosier governor to lock us down again after he loses next week because the liberaltarian drew enough votes to let the lunatic leftist democrat win
Randolf, the bow legged cowboy.
My thought exactly. Brits are addicted to their bangers and mash, don’t get enough sunshine, vitamin C or D, and have crappy diets. Get a life Boris and be the person the Brits elected, not another swamp rat.
>it was the only way to save Christmas
14 days to level the plateau
Meanwhile corporations are directing that this will be the status quo for almost another full year.
I guess this is the concession that Donald Trump is going to win big on Tuesday.
Vitamin D3
(yeah, 'd3' is not a word, but let's count it.)
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Plot
Santa Claus wakes up with a cold sometime before Christmas. His doctor, who thinks nobody cares about him anymore, advises him to make some changes to his routine, so Santa decides to take a holiday instead of delivering gifts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Year_Without_a_Santa_Claus
There’s nothing new under the sun!
“Boris Johnson is expected to announce a national lockdown next week”
Well you heard of Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But you will lose your lid, to know Rudolph got COVID
Rudolph the COVID Reindeer
Had a little runny nose.
Now they got him quarantined
Because he is COVID exposed
All of the other reindeer's
Wear masks and stay away
They cant keep 6 foot distance
So they wont pull Santa's sleigh
So this coming Christmas Eve
Santa will be heard to say
“No deers will pull my sleigh!”
“Your kids are screwed on Christmas day!”
Later Rudolph got better
Which gave Santa a Grinchy grin!
To know he was all better
So Santa ate Venison!
He’s bowing to the same experts that gave the world that horribly flawed Imperial College model last spring
Yep. So if Europe wants to shut down (except for Sweden) by all means go for it.
In the meantime here in America, let's hope Trump wins on Tuesday.
Boris is a moron. But most Brits are. I work with quite a few and I’m sure most Brits are just fine with this. In fact, many morons here are and were just fine with a national,lockdown.
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