We are hurtling toward war.
It is better than tyranny.
“Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won’t stop going
No way to slow down“
Does anyone know an elevator repair expert? Freedom fighters should now be installing internet controlled kill switches in all elevators. Most communists live and work in communal multi-story buildings and would be severely immobilized without their elevators. Public transportation and Starbucks coffee shops are other important targets. Salt lick software downloaded via free wifi to record communists via voice, video, camera, phone, text message, keyboard, and GPS history is useful to hunters. Communists are soon in season. (half joking)