You were doing OK until you said Chips Ahoy are anything other than compost... No wait, I wouldn’t feed Chips Ahoy to that either. They’ve got so many preservatives they probably don’t even rot properly.
Fags hijacked the rainbow theme way back in the early 70s?
The joke is on them as God Almighty created the rainbow and said it was a sign that He would not flood the Earth with water any more
So they took a token of His Mercy and forbearance and twisted it into a rallying symbol for perversion.
As for sandwich Cookies, they are all the lowest form of cookie manufactured. And Chips Ahoy are the saltiest cookie on the market.