Anti-Trump CNN Pundit Jeffrey Toobin ‘Masturbated On Zoom Call With Colleagues’

thesun.co.uk ^ | 20 Oct 2020

[Helicondelta]

CNN pundit Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended for "accidentally flashing his penis during a Zoom call with colleagues," and reportedly also masturbating.

VICE spoke with two anonymous people who were on the call which was an election simulation featuring the New Yorker’s most prolific journalists, with Toobin reportedly playing the courts.

Both sources said they saw Toobin “jerking off.”

The simulation included a strategy session with a break of about 10 minutes.

Toobin has since apologized and told the news outlet: "I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera.

[Rdct29]

I always knew Toobin was a jerk-off.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Soon to be vanquished by FB and Twitter, relegated to page 89 of Google searches, and absolutely forbidden for discussion by other reporters, lest they wind up in front of one of Robert B. Reichhhhhhhh’s Truth and Reconciliation commissions.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

And here's his song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4qTmwGAwnw

[Kid Shelleen]

You know your pathetic when OJ Simpson mocks you.

TheRealOJ32

[zeugma]

1. All Guns are Loaded
2. All Cameras are On
3. All Mics are Hot

It's really not that hard.

[Wilderness Conservative]

Video clip of the Zoom meeting that will live forever. The reactions are priceless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-C_z1rwRk

[moovova]

Toob Boob.

[moovova]

“Who were the other colleagues on the video conference?”

If any were of the same ilk as Jeffrey Throbbing...they were probably turned on by it.

[twister881]

Thanks, you’re kind. A bonus:

Hey, diddle, diddle
Toob’s startin’ to fiddle
He’s shooting us all the moon
The Zoom callers laughed to see such fun
And the New Yorker suspended the loon!