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Parrots in wildlife park moved after swearing at visitors
CNN ^
| Sep 29 2020
| Rob Picheta
Posted on 10/07/2020 6:15:08 PM PDT by rintintin
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:15:08 PM PDT
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rintintin
To: rintintin
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:21:32 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
To: rintintin
What’s not to love about parrots? Gorgeous and smart, make great friends.
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:24:48 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: rintintin
I had a buddy in the Navy who got a parrot as a joke. He was shocked to find out the thing was likely to outlive him. And his wife eventually made him give it up for the same reason as the zoo. His buddies kept teaching the bird salty words and phrases.
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:28:43 PM PDT
by
NRx
(A man of honor passes his father's civilization to his son without surrendering it to strangers.)
To: Veto!; rintintin
I heard that Kamala Harris loves exotic birds.
She's kissed a cockatoo..
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:29:49 PM PDT
by
kiryandil
(Chris Wallace: Because someone has to drive the Clown Car)
To: kiryandil
Kissed a cockatoo...I may die laughing.............
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:32:32 PM PDT
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: rintintin
A man and his wife are visiting a pet store and as they walk down an aisle, the man hears behind him, "Psssst! Hey buddy!"
The man turns around, but there's nobody there and he's mystified. Finally, he figures out that it's a parrot sitting on a perch that was talking to him. So he says to the parrot, "What?"
The parrot says, "You're stupid and ugly and so's your wife!"
The man says, "Whaaaaat?"
The parrot says, "You heard me. You're stupid and ugly and so's your wife".
They leave in a huff to go find the store manager. Store manager says, "I'm so sorry sir. I deeply apologize. Sometimes that parrot gets into a weird mood and does this. But don't worry, I'll take care of it right now."
The manager puts on thick gloves, grabs the parrot by his legs with one hand, and with the other he goes whap! whap! whap! left, right, left, right, smacking the bird silly, leaving him woozy & wobbly, with feathers all over the place. He says to the visitors, "Don't worry, that should fix the problem. It won't happen again."
Later as the couple leaves the store, they walk down that same aisle as the parrot, and just after passing him they hear, "Passsst! Hey buddy!"
The man whips around: "WHAAAAAAT?!?"
The parrot says, "You know what".
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:40:04 PM PDT
by
CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
("May You Live in Interesting Times": Ancient Chinese Curse. The Wuhanic Plague: Modern Chinese Curse)
To: rintintin
Couldn't they just make the birds wear little masks? That keeps anything bad from coming out of your mouth.
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:41:48 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: kiryandil
"Truth hurts?""They literally, within a very short period of time,
starting swearing at each other," Nichols said.
"'F**k off' is the most common one," he explained.."
Who's a pretty bird?
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:45:44 PM PDT
by
chief lee runamok
(Anti Socialist Derelict at Large)
To: Ouchthatonehurt
Another one.
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:49:14 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: Veto!
Everything you said: I have three small parrots and they are always entertaining.
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:54:32 PM PDT
by
Chainmail
(Remember that half the people you meet are below average intelligence)
To: rintintin
"fat t**t every time..."
*Pat, I would like to buy a vowel.
Really, t**t is not what I think it might be.
Is it a British thing like "bird"?
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:55:28 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: rintintin
"I get called a fat t**t every time I walk past," Nichols complained. Well, is he?
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posted on
10/07/2020 6:57:14 PM PDT
by
PAR35
To: rintintin
They can deliver them to me. I’ll take good care of them :)
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posted on
10/07/2020 7:04:09 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
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posted on
10/07/2020 7:05:40 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: rintintin
There was a tavern in NE WI that had a mina bird. The dam bird used to say eff you every time he got the urge.
The tavern keeper would run over and throw the cover over the cage to shut the thing up because it would keep on saying it.
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posted on
10/07/2020 7:20:35 PM PDT
by
crz
To: Deaf Smith
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posted on
10/07/2020 7:20:37 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: Deaf Smith
>> Okay, found it...twat.
I was thinking teat...
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posted on
10/07/2020 7:41:17 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Gene Eric
To: Equine1952
Twat Teat Twit
Try saying that three times fast — lol
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posted on
10/07/2020 7:45:31 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
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