They probably also don’t want to be forced to respond within 3-5 business days. Much less within an hour.
Wait, you mean I can’t work M-F 9-5 and get holidays and weekends off to party with my friends? I would have to go out in the pouring rain, snow, etc. at 2am. Can;t you just like, detain them, make sure they are unarmed and I’ll meet them at the jail Monday Morning.
True enough...