[Yo-Yo]

I can’t imagine why anyone who is able to vote in person would ever be dumb enough to vote by mail.

I stood in line for three hours in 2016 to proudly vote for Donald Trump.

I can't imagine standing in that same line in 2020 while maintaining 6 foot social distancing. The line would be miles long.

I'm voting absentee this year.

[Alberta's Child]

The U.S. Postal Service aims for a minimum performance standard of 96% for first class mail. That means you run a 4% chance of being disenfranchised if you drop a ballot in the mail. Just sayin’.