Posted on 09/09/2020 1:38:50 PM PDT by lowbridge
He needed space in the truck to take a bunch of cans to Michigan.
Newman
Ah ha!
That’s probably where all those smoochie letters from Marie Osmond to me went.
Mail-in ballots waiting to be “discovered” in a closet or car trunk, should the need for them arise.
Is that supposed to make me feel better? Why can't your union do the work without outside contractors?
Now if the Democrats aka Demoncrats get their way, That truck would back into the parking lot and start loading the 10,000 mail-in ballots that were just discovered that were”lost”.
LOL!!
No, It wasn’t Newman, who was an honest postal worker (and my favorite Seinfeld character)!
It was Commie-Person, practicing for the election!!!!
Let’s all vote in person, masks (unfortunately) and all!!!!
Republican ballots?
Tip of the ‘berg.
No, he wasn’t honest. The reference was apt. Newman shirked his work and hid bags of mail in Jerry’s locker.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andrea_Doria_(Seinfeld)
You have to be a good actor to come off so execrable I guess.
After the show went off the air, Seinfeld admitted that hating Newman was just a joke.
...”The real answer for why I hated Newman was because it just seemed funny to hate Newman... Everybody has one very eccentric friend that is kind of out there. You’ve got your friends that are like you, then you have that one friend that’s really not like you at all and that’s what you like about them, they’re kind of an outer orbit. And their friend is someone you cannot deal with at all... [but] there was no real reason for me to hate Newman, he never did anything bad to me, it was just fun. Fun to hate him”...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newman_(Seinfeld)
Uh oh, that sounds like the Whitest of White names. Got to cancel him post-haste. [snicker]
(Yes, I'm initial capitalizing White. If they can do it with Black, I'm doing it with White.)
From the same article, Newman was mainly lazy, but sometimes dishonest:
....Newman takes his job as a mailman with pride but, paradoxically, is portrayed as a lazy worker with such habits as not working when it is raining or hiding bags of mail in Jerry’s basement storage locker rather than delivering them. Despite such clear lack of respect for mail, he nevertheless impulsively protests the idea of any mail being considered “junk”. He is sometimes known to use his job for corrupt purposes, such as purposely withholding mail (often utility bills or the like) for blackmail revenge, or using the Union to get himself out of jail....
The creeps we’re dealing with now are TOTALLY corrupt, and manipulating the mails in order to get the demented Biden elected President, and to sell us all out to the communist revolution known as “BLM”! PHOOEY!!!!
They’ll “lose” your Trump and GOP House and Senate mailed in ballot.
But the good news makes up for that.
They will “find” thirty identical copies of newsprint supermarket and drug store advertising brochures and deliver them to your mail box in perfect condition.
Not a USPS contractor, but a contractor with Newgistics who drove from Taft near Bakersfield to Glendale to dump it, apparently because they thought it was going to a different processing center. Actually was supposed to go to Union City.
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