In this town there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red,
Many soi bois were among them as were t******s overfed,
They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more,
And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor,
Swiftly on the floor.
Gunfighter Ballads - Kenosha Kid
(BTW - the YouTube video has been deleted but there are still a couple up if you search).
Nice scarf...