“This is CNN. Here are your election night returns so far. President Trump has just been declared the winner in Wisconsin’s 10 electoral votes by a huge margin. Our election analysts are baffled why Trump’s margin of victory is so tremendous here in Wisconsin. All poles showed Biden winning here by 7 points. The reason for Trump’s Wisconsin win is inexplicable as we can’t find anyone in the CNN building who understands it. Back to you, Amber.”
Pollster: "Who are you going to vote for?"
Resident: "Well, I was going to vote for President Trump but then some BLM activists burned my business to the ground and broke two of my ribs. Now I know that Joe Biden is my guy!"
Pollster: "Another vote for Biden. He's been polling really well in this community!"