[LizzieD]

This “stooping” thing is far more efficient than donating to the Salvation Army...it’s amazing how quickly stuff disappears when left on the sidewalk.

[Red Badger]

I left my wife on the sidewalk in Manhattan...........Somebody brought her back!.........(Rimshot)..............

[Oatka]

This “stooping” thing is far more efficient than donating to the Salvation Army...it’s amazing how quickly stuff disappears when left on the sidewalk.

Back in the Old Days, there was an Urban Legend about an appliance store that had a trade-in sale. They would take ANY old machine in trade towards a new one.

After the sale, they were stuck with a load of crap that the city garbagemen would not take due to the bulk. They put a sign out that said "SALE! Your pick - $25 each" and left them out overnight. All were gone by the next morning.