I played football, never left the field, kickoffs, offense defense, etc. On defense I was the Nutcracker over the Center.
In the winter I wrestled and a 3 time state champion. At 146 pounds if we didn't have our heavyweight I went in and beat him. Fastest pin was 6 seconds. That was a guy in my weight class. The crowd went wild. 'Course it was at my school ...
Not bragging - just the facts. Put me in a room with that A-hole.
I've got skills. You don't even have to get off your stool.
Just wear some mean-looking shorts. ;-)
Oops. Good morning. ;-)
I’d wear Borat just to make it interesting....
gross...