[lasereye]

If an MSNBC commentator or a speaker uses any of the following terms, you may stop drinking for an hour to "reclaim" your sobriety

Snide reference to the recent disgusting spectacle of Nadler and Co. badgering AG Barr, when the lunatic Dems kept "reclaiming" their time.

I'm pretty sure Taibbi is a Democrat. I'm not sure why. Maybe his big thing is climate change.

[ClearCase_guy]

I confess I pay almost no attention to the Democrats but it seems to me that they have no ideas or policies.

They have rhetoric about "existential threats" and such, but how far does that take you? What does it mean?
They think racism is wrong. That's nice. Who doesn't think that?
They want to give people free stuff. That's a policy for suckers. You don't build a better world by giving out free stuff.

Donald Trump has cut taxes, cut regulations, fired corrupt government workers, made trade deals with Mexico and China, pulled troops out of the Middle East, brokered a Middle East peace deal and revived the US economy (twice) -- these are all substantive changes that build a better world.

But, you know, the Democrats oppose racism. Which is nice.

[dead]

Everytime I tune in for a few seconds, it's like an infomercial for dreariness and depression. The music video with Steven Stills and that trannie was a slow maudlin mess with a vague yet gloomy message.

I did them a favor and made it more fun...

Can't Touch This - Steven Stills and Billy Porter at the DNC

[jdsteel]

With that drinking game you’d better be sipping light beer or you’ll Be pickled in no time.

For Slo Joe, be sure to include the phrase “in fact”.

[Bookwoman]

I won’t watch it. I tuned in for about 3 seconds before I was utterly repulsed. Can’t bribe me with booze... I can drink without the convention. I can’t understand how anyone can support these people. Scary.

[Libloather]

You can stay 100% sober waiting for the word ‘riot’.

[IYAS9YAS]

I can’t afford that much alcohol. On top of that, even if I could, I’d be out after the first twenty minutes.

[Paleo Pete]

With that list it would be 45 minutes before you could STOP drinking...

Nedds to be one good word or phrase you know should pop up.

Can’t be Trump, racist, sexist, islamophobe, authoritarian, white supremacist...you’d never put down the glass...hell, you wouldn’t have time to refill it...

So...how about a drink every time someone says Russia, and it has to be a candidate. You KNOW they’ll still try to push the Russi angle...and you won’t be sh!tfaced in 8 minutes...