And people who get their “news” from the msm are idiots.
Well s**t, I reckon I should start watching CNN and MSNBC while listening to NPR
Is this source trustworthy? Is this intended for my good? and Is this helping love and care about the right things?
God bless God
There, fixed it.
well DUH!
I’ve learned that watching Millenials who buy any piece of garbage coming to them through their phones without investing even two seconds into critical thought.
1. Social Media - You're going to die within one week and end up stark, raving mad right before you impale yourself on a spiked fence after jumping out of a 10-story building somewhere in Europe.
2. CNN - You're already brain dead. You're body is just waiting to follow.
3. MSNBC - You will die and it will feel like a Mexican Cartel is pulling out your teeth one at a time (like they did to that woman from the U.S. recently), putting out your eyes and cutting off your fingers. And, they'll make you admit you love it while it's happening.
4. China - You will go to Portland and join the protests, believing everything about the USA is evil, the police are evil and your fellow protesters are evil. You will eat a pile of dog s__t and kill 2-3 of your fellow protesters.
5. North Korea - You will act as if you have been given a VERY special drug. One that makes you sexually aroused every time you see, hear or read about Kim Jong Un. He will be in your mind the most desirable opposite (or same, depending upon your orientation) sex partner you have ever encountered. You will die shortly because your heart rate can not continue at the pace for more than 2-3 days.
6. Local small town news media - Depending on the outlet, you'll attend the closest BLM/Anti-fa protest in Texas that you can get to and buy/borrow or use your own SKS/AK and point it at drivers knowing that they are too big of pussies to do anything about it. That won't last very long, but you'll die believing you did the right thing.
7. Free Republic - You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free. Plus, you get to read about all of the other stuff above.
Disclaimer. I didn't write this stuff. Kamala Harris made me do it.
They should watch the “Late Night Hosts” instead. Or maybe the Daily Show.
Americans?
That would be most Leftist tards.............................