[P.O.E.]

Things I learned from watching the now-banned “Cops” show.

“I don’t know whose car this is (that I’m driving)”.
“I don’t know any of the people in my car”
“I haven’t been drinking (snorting, smoking crack, whatever”)]

etc.

Now add “I have no idea where I am”

[Red Badger]

We actually saw someone we knew on one of those shows, a former co-worker!.............must add “I don’t know whose drugs those are.”..............

[glennaro]

... and, of course:

"I din-du nuffin'"
"I was afraid of the cop chasin' me" and,
"What had happened was ..." (the all-time favorite response when asked for proof of insurance)