LOL Mazie! Her likeness should be carved on the side of a Hawaiian volcano. The hot lava spews out of her mouth. Azzes to ashes.
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Great image!
Pat her on the head and give her a Teddy bear, Ted. You might have some left over from patrolling the border. Or, play her some tunes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SFFRaIUisY
Explain to her that everyone is a winner on OUR dime.