Posted on 07/31/2020 10:32:44 AM PDT by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
Stewardess(29) returns home from cancelled flight to find bartender/fitness-instructor husband(34) in their bed with another woman.
Hubby *ONLY* ends up with one black eye, scratched forehead, bruise on arm, and his acoustic guitar smashed against shelves.
And they arrest *HER*?!?
Text of article....
A Florida stewardess flew into a fury after walking in on her husband with another woman, wiling the wife to attack her spouse and smash a guitar into a wall.
Nicole Denison allegedly arrived at her Safety Harbor home at 11 p.m. on July 22 to discover her husband having sex with someone else, according to a Pinellas County arrest affidavit. ....
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Lots of comments congratulating her under the story.
What if he had beat her?
A woman who assaults a cheating, duplicitous man is a certified hero among women especially women convicts who more than likely have been physically and psychologically abused, two timed or abandoned by their man. These women in prison have plenty of time to brood and really respect a woman who took action.
Looks like he plucked the wrong G-string.
Judge - "First offender?" ... Defendant - "No your honor, first a Gibson, then a Fender"
I would have to know what make and model guitar that was before I come to any conclusions. If it was a Martin or Gibson, then she should be held without bail.
I need a picture of the other woman to decide who was at fault.
The husband was very lucky his wife is not a Latina/Hispanic woman - for if she was - she would have “removed his tool” – transforming him into a “girly man.”
(This matches my memory ... see post #118)
The other girl told him she was better in bed than his wife and he was defending her honor by proving it untrue.
She's quite pretty. Little makeup and she'd be very pretty. Hope she bounces back soon. She's obviously a strong woman not afraid of fighting for what is important to her.
They should have given her a baseball bat.
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four Florida men.
"Ummm honey why are you not out flying the clear blue skies? This young woman wanted to work on a new cocktail she invented in her mind while we were working out! I am her fitness instructor. Jeesh why you have to be so mad?"
"But wait, don’t you enjoy music while having sex?"
Smashing a guitar is a sign of a high strung person. I guess she was trying to tune him up.
Or tune him out.
Why is this considered news? However one observation based on the infantile comments is that none of the posters will ever have to worry about themselves being in the same situation.
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This is news because you're not. She walks in on her husband having sex with another woman. She loses it (who wouldn't) and she's arrested???? He's lucky she didn't kill him. A few scratches and a black eye? That's it? She should be given an award for her restraint!
Lets see, she catchers her hubby cheating, and she gets arrested? Only in America.
The guy's lucky the woman smashed the guitar instead of shoving it up his...
So, what's the problem? She deserves the Distinguished Flying Cross.
So, why is she in jail? Not gonna lie, if that was my daughter, I'd be proud.
As a guitarist, she was a smashing success.
You have a 34 year old husband that works as a bartender and fitness instructor. C'mon lady, what did you expect? Did she really think he'd be faithfully waiting at home for her while she's flying around the country?
He *should* be faithful to her, no matter what job he or she have.
I really love this woman.. she would make me so happy if we were together... happier than Ive been..
You women wanted domestic violence laws strengthen so any little squabble results in the husband being hauled off to jail. So what you reap is what you sow.
Old, old joke :
Didja hear that Teddy Kennedy, Bill Clinton and Dan Quayle were in a Celebrity Spelling Bee fundraiser?
Dan Quayle won. Because he's the only one of the three who knew that "harass" is one word.
(If you don't get it at first, say it out loud and think about the sound of the words. ("harass" / "her ass").)
Sounds like the guitar and the wall were the main recipients of abuse. Does the statute include inanimate objects? Asking for a friend. If I were her lawyer, I’d claim he got the black eye and bruises from the side piece: “You b*****rd! You never said you were married!”
He’s lucky it wasn’t a Fender Stratocaster.
I looked at some of her images. It’s the first woman I thought looked hotter in a mug shot than in real life...
Fixed it.
Sure the neighbors didn’t put the call through?
PMS = Punish My Spouse
“I looked at some of her images. It’s the first woman I thought looked hotter in a mug shot than in real life...”
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Her mug shot had that “it was worth it” look of satisfaction.
You left off how many wives.
Lust can do that.
That’s your story and you’re sticking to it.
Not Guilty.
Ouch. We may not want to know....
I got hit with a toaster once; she was way hotter!
Poor thing killed herself in a bathtub. she was hotness X10.
Haha. Nowadays the cheating seems to be same sex and women get sick.
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