Man stuns Londoners by wearing a face mask — as a G-string

NY Post ^ | 7.25.2020 | Paul Froelich

[libh8er]

One man in London is taking his public mask wearing to his privates.

Tim Shieff, a 32-year-old former “Ninja Warrior UK” contestant, startled Londoners when he took to Oxford Street wearing nothing but a face mask fashioned into a G-string that (barely) covered his privates, mocking a new law that has mandated mask-wearing in public.

The Connecticut-born athlete is also a world champion freerunner and vegan YouTube sensation, according to the Daily Mail, and known for stunts like admitting to eating meat despite railing against eating animals.

[married21]

Yep

[familyop]

"Also that I'd need a considerably larger mask."

A woman with a considerably larger garage might appreciate that. ;D

[zeugma]

Well, at least he’s not grossly fat. I’m sure most women won’t be bothered much by this at all.

[ronnie raygun]

Like a jock strap across the face

[eartick]

How about participating in porn? Does that count?

[married21]

I’ve seen pics of men using women’s underwear as masks. Kind of similar but undies are prettier.