[Vendome]

You probably should

Liberal hacks

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I figure that in a year or two they will run back to the city.

The ones that stay will have learned some manners. And that in the summer you wear a sundress or shorts and t-shirt not head to toe black.

Oh... and don't ask for the vegan option at the diner. Vegetarian we can do, vegan is not really big out here.