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To: Helicondelta

They were actually using ancient Egyptian embalming tools to remove his brain.


10 posted on 07/22/2020 5:00:41 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

...and came up empty....


13 posted on 07/22/2020 5:02:21 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“They were actually using ancient Egyptian embalming tools to remove his brain.”
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And then they stopped when they realized they were simply coming up empty.


14 posted on 07/22/2020 5:03:18 PM PDT by House Atreides (It is not a HOAX but it IS CERTAINLY A PRETEXT)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Egyptians didn’t do nano-surgery.


18 posted on 07/22/2020 5:04:53 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
They were actually using ancient Egyptian embalming tools to remove his brain.

Through his nose with room to spare.

42 posted on 07/22/2020 5:43:43 PM PDT by SKI NOW
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To: Tijeras_Slim; House Atreides; Helicondelta; V K Lee; alloysteel; tinyowl; rlmorel; Grampa Dave; ...
They were actually using ancient Egyptian embalming tools to remove his brain. . .

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Embalming... great stream of consciousness!  Now please caption this meme...  Are the embalmer's going to put Biden's head mask onto the mummy?  Or what?

C'mon FReepers, you know you're good at this type of thing.


45 posted on 07/22/2020 5:47:04 PM PDT by poconopundit (Iron fist in an Irish velvet glove: Kayleigh the Shillelagh we salute your work!)
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