[bert]

I’m told that standing in a 60 mph gale reporting on the gathering hurricane sucks air from your lungs thus preventing the virus

[Autonomous User]

I’m told that standing in a 60 mph gale reporting on the gathering hurricane sucks air from your lungs thus preventing the virus.

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On the other hand...If you get killed by a flying piece of debris, like say a stop sign or such, the cause of death will be ruled “Covid 19.”