[bankwalker]

AARP is an insurance broker. I return their prepaid envelopes to them ... empty.

[Lurker]

“I return their prepaid envelopes to them ... empty.”

Find a way to increase the weight. It costs them more that way.

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[griswold3]

Lol

[SirFishalot]

"AARP is an insurance broker. I return their prepaid envelopes to them ... empty."

I save all of their junk mail up, stuff it all into their prepaid return envelopes, and drop them in the mail. If you cut the pieces right, you can usually get the envelope to be almost 2" thick.

[TonyM]

“ AARP is an insurance broker. I return their prepaid envelopes to them empty.”

NO! If they are “Postage Paid” fill them as full as you can of the heaviest things you can find, rocks, crushed sardine cans, etc.. Let them pay out the nose.

[rockrr]

I asked them to stop spamming me - no response other than more spam. So I wrote again informing them that henceforth I would be returning their post-paid envelopes - and they weren’t going to like it. They sent more spam.

So I filled the envelopes with steel plates (cost me nothing) that probably wound up costing them 10-15 dollars a whack. Still the spam came. So I attached an envelope to a piece of broken machinery and mailed that to them - $320.00 in postage.

Curiously the spam ceased and I never see anything from them anymore.

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