Wearing a mask is a sign I need groceries.
Exactly!
So do I, but I don’t wear a mask.
Look, millions of Americans are terrified out of their minds, the news keeps freaking them out, if I go into the store without a mask it’s like coming up behind an old lady fearing she’ll be assaulted and yelling “BOO!!” Freedom of speech may protect my right to say “Boo,” but it’s still a dumb thing to do.