Wearing a mask is a sign I need groceries.
Exactly!
So do I, but I dont wear a mask.
Look, millions of Americans are terrified out of their minds, the news keeps freaking them out, if I go into the store without a mask its like coming up behind an old lady fearing shell be assaulted and yelling BOO!! Freedom of speech may protect my right to say Boo, but its still a dumb thing to do.