'Eco-friendly' Meghan, Harry mocked over their gas-guzzling, luxury life, told to 'cut the cr*p'

Knewz ^ | July 16 2020 | CHARLOTTE LEE

[knighthawk]

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s carbon footprint may be 26 times higher than the average Briton, according to new research which calls into question the self-proclaimed eco-warriors’ lavish lifestyles.

The revelation is perhaps unsurprising to anyone following the royal couple in Los Angeles, notably their most recent public outing to Beverly Hills on Friday — cruising in a Cadillac Escalade SUV, which is said to be one of the most polluting cars on the planet.

As reported by The Sun, a study by former Government minister Norman Baker estimated the Duke and Duchess of Sussex racked up at least 53 international flights, including 18 on private jets, in the 12 months to January 2020.

[sodpoodle]

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker—BillyConnolly. “If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, How come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?”

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Children Are Quick

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TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....

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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.

Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Elizabeth 11

[AnotherUnixGeek]

How can you possibly say Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip are grifters and loafers? They have each devoted about 70 years to their country.

Really? They've spent 70 years doing exactly what for their country? Consuming it's taxes, living in luxury, and making occasional public appearances - yup, right up there with all of their countrymen who've spent the last 70 years working hard, building things for others, providing services for others and paying the taxes which have kept these drones in their castles.

The British have a right to spoil an odd, inbred family if they want, it's none of our business - but pretending that any member of this family has ever done a single day's work to merit this treatment is absurd.

[jmacusa]

Charles is definitely a dim bulb.

[jmacusa]

The British went around the world from pretty much Henry the Eighth’s time until shortly before 1914 invading and colonizing other peoples countries. And the British have bigoted attitudes to those whose cultures they disdained, like my ancestral people, the Irish. To what ‘’moral code’’ you're talking about I'm not sure. They felt themselves above everyone else.

During the Blitz, when Buckingham Palace took some damage The Queen Mother said, “I'm glad it happened. Now I can look the Eastenders in the face’’. So I'm guessing the Old Girl had some guilt. Or conscience.

The Nazis on the other hand believed in a ‘’Volksgemeinschaft’’ or a ‘’peoples state’’ where there were no class distinctions and everyone was the same. A theory they pretty much lived up to. Just if you weren't German, well, too bad for you.

[Eleutheria5]

Nazis believe having the wrong genes is a capital offense. Muslims believe having the wrong beliefs is a capital offense. The one is incurable. You are who you were born as. The other can be remedied just by saying the Muslim credo, even if it’s under duress because you’ll be killed if you refuse. But similar.

[jmacusa]

Yup. I think the only decent one among them was Mountbatten. But the IRA blew him up. Poor devil.

[jmacusa]

The odd thing is though Islam and the Nazis were allies in WW2.

[Eleutheria5]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI

[jmacusa]

How can I say that? Because we had to chase that woman’s ancestors out of here twice so we could have a country. And her ancestors made my ancestral peoples, the Irish lives a nightmare.

[hdstmf]

The “Royalist” are still trying to come up with a way to inhale without getting air previously used by commoners

[bert]

She’s living the Coming to America fantasy. She thinks she is royal

[Mr. K]

They also had similar feelings about The Jews, so Hitler was happy to have their assistance

[jmacusa]

Tom Leher! Thanks. Haven’t listened to him in years.

[gcparent]

Takl , green, rubber boots. Good in mud and gardening.

[gcparent]

Very funny. I love the Brits dry sense of humor.

[gcparent]

Got some Irish here, too. Know all about the famine and the troubles. Many Irish would come to USA in a heartbeat except for unfair quotas. Your statement is silly like whites are all responsible for black slavery and should pay reparations.

[Eleutheria5]

They’ve been trying for centuries, but back then halitosis was more widespread.

[FLT-bird]

It’s good to see people calling out Prince Hypocrite and Yacht Girl for their sheer arrogance and blatant hypocrisy.

[jmacusa]

I never said any such thing. I don’t have ‘’some’’ Irish. My people all came from Ireland. And I’m glad they caught the boat. I’m an American.

[jmacusa]

Teacher: “Johnny, give me two pronouns’’.

Johnny: “Who, me?’’.