“Keywontrezes Humphries”
This guy should be jailed just for having that name!
[“Keywontrezes Humphries”
This guy should be jailed just for having that name!]
Wonder if he had an
“Hello, my name is Keywontrezes” name badge?
When Man Man was born, his mother asked the doctor, “What is the best advice you could give my child when he becomes a man?”
The doctor said, “I’d make sure if he was ever arrested, he won’t resist.”
“He won’t what now?”
“He won’t resist.”
“I’m still not getting it.”
“He won’t resist.”
“Let me write the down. Key wont rezes. Is that right?”
“Sigh. Close enough.”
His parent should also be jailed for giving this thug such a stupid name. Note I said Parent, as I doubt there’s a father around.
“This guy should be jailed just for having that name!”
And also his mom for naming with such a stupid moniker. Should’ve put some lead directly between those feral, sub-human eyes. Letting him live to tell the story that he was running away was the mistake.
Dead feral sub-human animals can’t tell their lies OR their stories.