Posted on 07/12/2020 7:52:02 PM PDT by Meatspace
The Washington Politically Correct Pussies.
Maybe it will be like New Coke, and they will change it back in a couple months.
That would fit on a hat better.
Or Kneelers.
On the bright side, the Pittsburgh team would only have to change the first two letters.
Washington Dick Wads
“...maybe they should future-proof by using ‘DC’ in the name. Like the ‘DC Dragons.’
Our local university went from something real, ‘Indians’ to something imaginary, ‘Redhawks’; how can someone be offended by something that isn’t real? I’ve got it. The Capital City Unicorns—that’s the ticket.
The Washington Comrades
The Washington D- Heads
The Washington Smegma
The Washington Turds
The Washington Bidets
The Washington Tongue Lashers
The Washington Swallowers
The Washington Butt Humpers
The Washington Rectums
The Washington C-men
The Washington Blue Dresses
The Washington Cigars
The Washington Suicides
The Washington Pinocchio’s
The Washington Traitors
The Washington Butt Wipers
The Washington Mule Fritters
The Washington Scroti
The Washington Ass Hats
Enough for tonight. I need to get out of the Washington gutter!
Washington Foreskin Kneelers.
Just keep the old name and make the team mascot a potato.
The corrupt bastards. Only fitting name for a D. C TEAM
The Washington Nads.
The resulting cheer of “Go Nads” would the only evidence of their existence in the DC swamp.
That’s got my vote.
Washington Thin Skins
Well if the politicos were on the team it’s be the Washington Swamp....stuff...
To be honest though: this is one instance I do support the name change. Red “skins” is rather...tacky.
I think “Kansas City Chiefs” and “Atlanta Braves” are fine though.
You're right, but...
The NFL has NO idea that they're running fans away and losing status with America's sports enthusiasts with all their "politically correct" behavior.
The Redcoats
The Cherry Casings
The Rosy Wrappers
The Brokebacks
The Proposers
Washington Kaepernicks
It won’t be enough.
ANTIFA and BLM will make their lives miserable until they
sell the team.
My first thought for a name was the “Washington Soyboys”
BWHAHAHAHA!!
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