[Press 2 for English.]
Will English even be an option? Not what I voted for at any level.
If we get to that point, I’m becoming a true multilingual so I can call an offshore help desk and press 1 for Spanish. When I get Pedro on the line, I’m going to start speaking in Urdu. When he transfers me to Lahore, I’m gonna start jabbering in Spanish. Then when I get Manila back, I’m going to lay down my best Low German. I figger if they bounce me around enough times, maybe I can get an actual fist fight going somewhere.